If you spent this entire past week wondering whether Drogon was OK, and how Jaime was going to make it out of the river with all that heavy armor and one hand, the answers are … so much plot, so little time. Just move right on along.
So I’m not sure what all these spinoff shows are gonna be after GoT is over, but my latest vote is for a mini-series about Jaime and Bronn on some sort of Oregon Trail-esque quest where they ride horses and throw shade on Dickon Tarly all day long.
Winter is here, as no character will ever stop reminding us. Black is still the color of the season. Other fashion trends include furs with the head left on, statement lipstick that doubles as a poison, and leather-lined breastplates. Please. Don’t forget to leather-line the breast plates.
This week on Game of Fashion Tips, we learn that black is the new everything. You should always wear black no matter who you are. And if you’re travelling to a cold climate for the first time and you’re trying out this new thing called sleeves, there’s really no reason to bother with underwear.
Buckle in, cats and kittens. A record number of Things actually happens, considering it’s a Game of Thrones season premiere and all. I was worried if it would feel like one big “Previously On,” but the plot actually manages to move along a bit in spite of beating us over the head with reminders of who, what, and where all the characters are, and why they all want to bang and/or kill each other.