Game of Thrones (7.5) “Eastwatch” If you spent this entire past week wondering whether Drogon was OK, and how Jaime was going to make it out of the river with all that heavy armor and one hand, the answers are … so much plot, so little time. Just move right on along.
Gotham (3.21) “Destiny Calling” Here we are, born to see the finale of the third season of Gotham, we’re the princes of the universe. Sorry, I’ve been watching a lot of Highlander lately. But it is the finale of Gotham. Penguin is hanging with Fish again, Bruce ignited a bomb to give everyone angry brain, and Jim injected himself with the Tetch virus. I guess we need an hour and a half to wrap this narrative nightmare up.
Arrow (5.23) “Lian Yu” Wow. Holy shit! If I may steal from The Princess Bride, this Arrow finale has fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles ... and SLADE ONE-EYED MOTHERFUCKING WILSON!
The Flash (3.23) “Finish Line” When we last saw Barry Allen he was holding the love of his life in his arms, a time gun had failed to work, and BFFs Cisco and Caitlin were throwing super powers at each other. What could possibly happen in the final episode of the season? Literally everything. Have fun making sense of this.
Supergirl (2.22) “Nevertheless, She Persisted” I know I could probably look it up, but it’s more fun to speculate: Is Mon-El really gone? And if so, why did they write him out? Does Kara need to grow on her own as a character? Are they setting up a romance arc for her with Barry Allen? Or was Chris Wood just a dick to work with?