Arrow (6.9) “Irreconcilable Differences” This week on Arrow, Oliver and Felicity are able to enjoy a few seconds of marital bliss before it all comes crashing down when they learn that someone on Team Arrow is a snitch. Fortunately, snitches get stitches. Or kicked off the team. Whichever.
The Flash (4.9) “Don’t Run” This week Barry gets stuck in a box that he can’t get out of, and if Cisco doesn’t make a “glass case of emotion” joke I’m going to scream.
Supergirl (3.9) “Reign” Happy Holidays, Superfriends! This episode is exactly like that time on Seinfeld where the gang goes to George’s parents’ house and learns about Festivus. Except instead of funny, it’s wicked dahk, as we say in Massachusetts. And instead of Festivus, we learn about a pre-historic end times prophecy. Ho ho ho!
Gotham (4.10) “Things That Go Boom” Hey there, Gotham readers. I don’t know how to explain the ways I’ve been putting off this week’s recap. I made some coffee, wrote two very short poems, thought about groceries, and watched my electric kettle. I wondered if it was too early to order pizza from Domino’s with my 50% off coupon. All the while the opening scene of this week’s episode of Gotham, “Things That Go Boom,” was paused on my TV.
Game of Thrones (7.7) “The Dragon and the Wolf” With an episode title like “The Dragon and the Wolf,” I suppose, deep down, I knew what I was getting. And you better believe that Dany knew what she was getting deep down, if you know what I mean. It’s not something I wanted to see, but the Targaryen family motto has always been “If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family,” so . . . what the hell(s)?