Get ready for the worst dinner date of your life! We’ve got secret spies, obnoxious teens, self-righteous religious folk and their unborn kid, and an FBI agent who’s seemingly homeless based on his inability to feed himself. Hope you’re hungry!
No, it’s not a reference from The Depahted ; it’s a slow-motion character study of everyone’s least favorite secretary completely becoming undone. And for those of you who thought Martha was ugly in this show, just check her out in Confirmation as Ms. Clarence Thomas … yikes!
Martha, Martha, Martha! Man, if you thought Paige was annoying (and she is), at least she’s easy on the eyes. Wait until you suffer through this entire episode of equally annoying Martha and her fugly mug.
This week’s episode is titled “Chloramphenicol,” which I googled, and it’s apparently an antibiotic. That’s the second time this season I’ve had to google the title of the episode. And people say TV isn’t educational!
On this week’s episode: Paige makes her trademark angsty face, Elizabeth starts a side hustle selling makeup, there’s a biological weapon, and Philip and Elizabeth decide not to do an Odessa House Hunters International. Oh my!
Zdravstvuyte, comrades! While Rachel is off globe-trotting, I’ll be taking care of this week’s The Americans recap. I haven’t watched since about mid-Season 3, but I’m hoping that there’s less breaking bones to fit dead women in luggage and more Felicity’s bare ass. So, pour a glass of vodka and let’s dance!